FBI's MOST WANTED!

CONSIDER ARMED AND EXTREME LY DANGEROUS!
TAKE NO ACTION TO APPREHEND THIS ANIMAL YOURSELF
. REPORT ANY INFORMATION TO THE NEAREST ZOO!..

  This Individual is WANTED in connection with leaving of mysterious landmines on the lawn of
The White House (We are not sure which White House) These landmines are a greenish brown in color
and emit a strange sulphuric odor. Please use EXTREME caution if this individual is spotted!

This individual answers to the name of: Osama Bin Llama.

This isnt meant to Degrade the GREAT FBI. But doesn't that picture look like an FBI portrait?